So yesterday Drex had his 2 week appt. His doctor is great! He sat up on the bed and just chit chatted with Nikki and I like we were old friends. Instant great impression!
Drex is now at 9 lbs! That's That's a lb and a half since birth....and his mama thought he wasn't getting enough to eat! Doc says everything looks great and he's one healthy lil booger. (dr words)
Soo on to the reason of the title....
Yesterday at the dr office Drex was farting....I would be nice and say tooting or pooting or passing gas but this boy has no shame and he farts loud and proud! We were waiting on the dr to come in and Drex started his business and it sounded.....wet. So I check and sure enough it's a full diaper. I lay him on the bed and start changing him and he's not finished so I put the diaper up there real quick to catch it. After I put the diaper away I goto clean his butt and he starts in again! ALL. OVER. MY. HAND!
Nikki is no help at this point because she's laughing....at me! I finally get him cleaned up right before the dr walks in the door.
Fast forward to today....I go to Nikki's to see Drex...cause he's special like that. While I'm loving on him he starts up with the farting again...actually he is almost constantly tooting.... I take him to the changing table and take his diaper off..again he is not finished! It gets all over him,the changing pad,his old and clean diaper and his blanket. I really do try to stop it from getting every where but the boy is a fountain! He finally stops and because his changing table is so soiled I take him diaperless into the living room and PLAN on putting the new diaper on him with him across my lap....Can you guess what happen? As soon as I put the diaper under him he starts in again and it gets on another clean diaper so I grab a hand towel and put it under him so his mama can get a diaper....he fills the hand towel with poop and pee and it gets on me...AGAIN!
His mama for some reason finds these little pooping episodes hilarious.....
So 2 days in a row I have been pooped on....why me?